So I am sitting at the lights at the intersection of Victoria Rd and Church Rd yesterday, singing away to Weezer when there was a knock at the drivers side window. I turn and look to my right and there, in the middle of the road, where the tram waiting area is, was a blonde lady looking at me and making the "wind your window down" gesture. So turned down the music down and I wound my window down and said "Hi?". The reasonably respectable looking lady then leaned over the railing and said in a rather monotone voice:
"Hi, I just thought I would let you know that if you are ever looking for a good time, my name is Shelly and I work over there. I do good BLEEP and BLEEP and I have a phone that is on 24 hours."
To which I, after to opening and closing my mouth like a fish on the carpet replied "Duuh, uuh, guuuh. Ok thanks." and promptly wound the window up quick-smart.
Melbourne - the beautiful city. The city of contrasts.
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