Hello from the land of HOT

You know its hot when:

1: The mercury reads 40.5 degrees
2: The council bans lawnmower use due to the sparking danger
3: The railways are closed because the tracks are warped
4: The grass on the side of the highway spontaneously combusts

Then, as a little bit of a sequel to the list above: You know you are Melbourne when the wind changes direction and it drops 9 degrees in 15 minutes! Brilliant, I love this place.

Hot, hot, hot!