Monday, April 27, 2009

Philosophical Musings - Part 2

Suddenly the world is full of meaning. A man yawns in the Mercedes next to me. What made him tired I wonder. Crossing the road, a mother pushes a baby in a pram. The baby kicks its feet with glee at the sight of a Golden Retriever. What brought on that joy? What does his future hold? His brain is a blank book with pages waiting to be written on.

As I bite into my organic Pink Lady apple, the cool crispness of it fills my mouth with a pleasant sensation. It is only 8 degrees outside, but the cool feeling on my lips and tongue thrill as they make me shiver.

I raise my eyes and look at the clouds above. How old is the sky? I see a palette of colours and shades. Shapes and forms come and go. A rabbit, a bear, a hand, a boat. Enormous structures made of nothing. Thick enough to block the sun, thin enough to let a plane pass through.

People are like clouds. They can be thick and strong enough to deflect and block the harshest of attacks. But sometimes they are pierced. Pierced through. Cut to the core. A simple word or a harsh act can destroy the calmest of hearts. With a landscape of flitting windblown grass, the mind can be stroked in many directions. Some good, some bad. Some positive, some negative.

We think that we control our mind. The reality is however, that we are controlled BY our mind. Our body is simply the puppet of the mind.


Sunday, April 26, 2009

Dirty car art

Wow! I just read this news article on news.com.au and followed a link to this guys website and have been sitting here astounded at his artwork.

All of this is done on the back windows of dirty cars! Not on canvas or anything standard, but on dusty glass. Far out.

Here is a sample, here is the website for more: http://dirtycarart.com/index.html



Friday, April 24, 2009

Uh oh

It would appear that my laptop has DIED.

I feel like my arm has been cut off!

It powers up but the screen remains black and dead. I did a bit of a Google hunt on Mrs B's laptop and sure enough, it appears to be a common issue with HP laptops. Oh stink.

It is still under warranty though, so that is good, but we probably have to send it back to New Zealand to get fixed.

How long will that take?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggghhh!!!!


Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Beach balls

Just read this on Fail Blog and did a pee pee I laughed so hard! Try and read it and keep a straight face...

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Twittering away...

One of the latest internet fads is a little thing called Twitter. You may have heard of it. It is a little gizmo that lets you update everyone with mini updates as you move about your day. Being a geek, I have of course signed up. It is a bit like a mini blog that you can update via the web or from your mobile phone. I haven't got it set up on my phone yet, but all in good time.

On the right hand side of the page here is the little widget and you can see my updates from here and there.

We went up to a place called Upper Yarra Reservoir on Saturday. What a flippin' beautiful place. There was absolutely no-one else there and it was literally in the middle of nowhere. The reservoir is one of a network of dams that feed water into the city for us to drink.

Here are a couple of pics, e.mail me if you want the link to the rest of them:




And just to show how bad the water situation is here right now, this dam is at 38% capacity. The clay coloured area between the water and the trees is where the water normally covers. Yikes!


Saturday, April 18, 2009

Slow news day?

This morning I was flickering through the news headlines and came across this article linked below. I laughed my head off when I read it. Check it out:

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25350362-13762,00.html

My favourite line: "He (the husband) escaped prosecution because he was less noisy than his more enthusiastic wife." Read the article to figure out what that means, although you might have figured it out by now.

The other hard case thing? The partially deaf neighbours surname is BALL.

It reminded me of some friends of ours back in New Zealand who had to put up with the same problem from their neighbours!

Let it be a lesson to you all.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Photoshopping - Part 2

You might remember a while back I mentioned that I was learning how to use Photoshop. Well, I have been doing a bit of fiddling and learning. Thought I might share with you one of my works of art. First of all, here is the original pic:

And now the new and improved version!

Yes, I am still a weirdo. Some things never change.